Monday, December 29, 2008

car

so my car finaly died on me at midnight ish a couple days ago. I was driving nikki home and my "check gauges" light came on, I pulled into the high school parking lot to check it out, when I got back in the car it wouldn't start.

after a couple attempts at poping the clutch it still wouldn't start so we decided that it was a lost cause and gave it up for the night.

the next morning when I came to tow it away I found that the sunroof had been sucked off the car. I could only find a few bits of glass and hardwear.

so now I am going to scrap my car. and robbie gave me his old thunderbirdand, so now I have to fix it up.

Friday, November 7, 2008

boredom

We have run out of things to do in this town.

Monday, November 3, 2008

Note

I woke up this morning to a note taped to the handle of the fridge".
Kris,

Please do the dishes and clean the stove don't forget to clean the counters and see if you can find some time to stack some wood for dad.

Have a good day off school!

P.S. take the trash and newspapers to the basement, and take care of the stuff on the couch.


...

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Life Expectancy Results

Life Expectancy: 84.14
Lower Quartile : 76.67
Median Lifetime: 86.92
Upper Quartile : 94.90

WTF I don't plan on living past 21...

http://diskworld.wharton.upenn.edu/mortality/perl/CalcForm.html

Monday, September 15, 2008

Quotes of the Day.

Lardie: How do you feel about frodo's friends
Me: I think they are creepy as hell
Class: WTF
Me: I don't want my Friends peeking in my house when I am all alone....
Nat: That is true friendship


Lardie: Frodo wasn't very big at all, in fact, his package was quite unimpressive.


Sullivan: I don't know why my hand hurts, I wasn't griping it that tight.

Storm Warning

I went to the Irish music festival with John, Greg, Nikki, and Randi on Saturday and had an amazing time. I bought an amazing shot glass and a coll tee shirt. Gaelic Storm was so much better in person. I love most of their new songs.

I have to leave for school now.

God I need to learn to write better; sorry.

Sunday, August 31, 2008

MY MOTHER HAS MAD COW DISEASE!

Saturday, August 30, 2008

volley ball

so, I went to a party last night with Virginia, John, Jon, Randi, and various others to play volley ball at the vansweedens. it was amazing my team beat John, John, Gerri, and KT. after a lot of margaritas and chip dip later John and I retired to his house where we played half life until midnight (which I am almost good at.)

It was fun.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

hate

God hates me. On top of everything, I broke my Ipod and my cell phone by falling on them off of a ladder at work, so now I have to take my laptop to school and listen to the music on that.

Sunday, August 3, 2008

the race

so my youth group (the Columbian Squires) put on a canoe race every year. This race stretches 20 miles of rapids on the riffle river. me and my Friend brad won the race for the fifth year in a row. we got done in two hours and 19 minutes

Thursday, July 31, 2008

raccoons

yesterday at work I went out to the dumpster, which was emptied the day before, to find a family of raccoons. I told my boss. He then put a board halfway in the dumpster so the furry little bundles of cuteness could get out. After they climbed out of the dumpster they ran up an aluminium ladder onto the roof and then met their deaths as they ran straight into the furnace.

I was sad, and yet couldn't stop laughing.

Random fact:
In California, a law created in 1925 makes it illegal to wiggle while dancing.

Saturday, July 19, 2008

car

I was all excited to get my car running and on the road. I bought a new radiator (that we will have to jimmy-rig in) and I am ging to get a coustomized licence plate ( vnocker ) to match the rest of my family. Also, I just put in a new stereo and sub system.

I hate irony... ...I suck at driving a stick.

Monday, July 14, 2008

Magic I-pod

My I-pod is omniscient. Every time I would dwell on any one subject for more than two minute my I-pod would play a song that would fit that person or subject perfectly. the ones that I can remember:
My crappy life - suicide is painless
KT - Wandering child
Greg - Born to be a bachelor
John - Die Mother Fucker Die
Mother - If she only knew
Nikki - Crazy bitch
- Rock you baby
weekend plans - Kaching

weird right?

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

I feel like a wussy. I have been going to work for two weeks and I am already burnt out. I took a four hour nap today because work has been depriving me of sleep.

my father has been doing this for over thirty years and he doesn't sleep all day. he is my super man.

Saturday, June 14, 2008

2 in the AM

I hate sudden memory lapses.

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

work

I am really excited about my first day.

Saturday, June 7, 2008

Rain

I love thunderstorms, partly because they are powerful, and partly because they scare my mother.

I love my friends. I like taking walks with them at three in the morning.

Thursday, May 29, 2008

...as I sit in solem silence...

the world today is empty

I wander through the halls

looking for somebody

and running into walls



I feel the chill of winter

lingering in the air

feeling dead inside

but I just do not care


the silence is very scary

it echoes in my mind

it makes me extremely wherry

I think to pass the time


there is no one here

there is no one to see

the bubbling fear

inside of me.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

goodbye

I opened my locker on tuesday to find a single orange post it note that only had one word on it, "Goodbye." It made me extreamly sad.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Mrs. Herroon

I know that I should but I can not let go of Mrs. Herroon. She is always on my mind always hoping that I could see her, talk to her, love her. Although she is dead I will always treasure the memories we had together. She taught me so much. There are times when I hated her but they always worked themselves out in the end. I know I can never see her again ( unless I dig her up [which would be really morbid]) but I will always hope and pray that one day I might just encounter her again. So raise your glasses in a toast to Mrs. Herroon - One hell of a lady.

Mornings

Every morning I hang out with Kevin, (Nikki), Eric, and Jess. However, now all that must come to an end. I have had almost as many good times in the morning in that outcove as I have had back stage. I am extreamly sad to see all of that go but look forward to the future. I only have two more days to create enough memories to last me a lifetime. O wait, I still have next year.

Sunday, May 11, 2008

I LOVE STRAW BERRIES!!!