raccoons

yesterday at work I went out to the dumpster, which was emptied the day before, to find a family of raccoons. I told my boss. He then put a board halfway in the dumpster so the furry little bundles of cuteness could get out. After they climbed out of the dumpster they ran up an aluminium ladder onto the roof and then met their deaths as they ran straight into the furnace.

I was sad, and yet couldn't stop laughing.

Random fact:
In California, a law created in 1925 makes it illegal to wiggle while dancing.

car

I was all excited to get my car running and on the road. I bought a new radiator (that we will have to jimmy-rig in) and I am ging to get a coustomized licence plate ( vnocker ) to match the rest of my family. Also, I just put in a new stereo and sub system.

I hate irony... ...I suck at driving a stick.

Magic I-pod

My I-pod is omniscient. Every time I would dwell on any one subject for more than two minute my I-pod would play a song that would fit that person or subject perfectly. the ones that I can remember:
My crappy life - suicide is painless
KT - Wandering child
Greg - Born to be a bachelor
John - Die Mother Fucker Die
Mother - If she only knew
Nikki - Crazy bitch
- Rock you baby
weekend plans - Kaching

weird right?